(faces edited to protect the innocent)

A few of our spies where on Lower Broadway (Nashville’s honky-tonk district) after the CMT Music Awards and spotted Z-list artist BOBBY BROWN… every one’s favorite delusional, drug addict, erratic, wife-beating, DUI jail bird, and dead-beat father acting in his typical obnoxious manner.

WHITNEY… WTF? Why did it take you 14 years to leave this piece of worthless shit? More importantly, why is the “country music establishment” welcoming this piece of shit into Nashville especially when there are countless other truly talented country music artists who deserve a chance? (see headline)

At least BOBBY wasn’t driving. However, his “designated driver” should NOT have been behind the wheel nither as he was going down four-lane Broadway Avenue in the wrong direction of traffic!!!

Perhaps this proves that the country music establishment has lost their minds.