Two spies that work for Nashvillespy.com are originally from New Orleans and can’t forget the tragic consequences of Hurricane Katrina in ‘05. Also we can’t forget KANYE WEST’s worldwide live-televised charity event appearance where WEST shockingly said, “GEORGE BUSH doesn’t care about black people.” He is clearly a fucking ‘tard!
Earlier this month, our spies reported that the “peace, love, and happiness” crowd at the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival (about 65 miles south of Nashville) didn’t particularly like KANYE WEST at their music and lovefest because of his larger-than-life ego and his disrespect for the crowd. See various photographs above….
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DIERKS BENTLY has been the frosting on my cake for many years now and in my eyes can do no wrong…but as we know there’s always is a “BUT”…something has caused me to be derailed. Recently in Country Weekly DIERKS announced that his famous dog Jake Bentley has inspired a new doggy style invention. DIERKS said in country weekly, “This is a Gilly suit. It’s what snipers wear. So it’s perfect mesh and a tick cannot crawl through there at all. I spray a little Off on the outside. It’s gonna be available on the web site actually. It’s called Jake’s Anti-tick Suit.” Now I know there is money to be made in all areas in life but really?? This seems to be a bit over the top even for a fanatic like me. Do they have designer dog wear lines out there? Where do you buy it, at PETSMART?? I would much rather see DIERKS himself starting his own clothing line! I would even support an intimate apparel line if he started it but doggy wear?? I love you DIERKS so I’ll turn my head to this flamboyant idea but if you get a cat and come out with a pussy line that will be it!
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Filed under : Taylor Swift
(Photo by Joseph Griffith)
TAYLOR SWIFT you’re on top of the world but PLEASE don’t lose yourself in the midst of it…I got two words for you- BRITTANY SPEARS!! She was riding high as a teen sensation and well lately she’s just been riding dirty. So TAYLOR keep dotting your “i”s and crossing your “t”s because you’re one teen act that we don’t want to see washed up and ragged in a few years! We don’t want to see a sophmore album like BRITTANY’s where you talk about being a slave to love or like CHRISTINA AGUILERA where you’re getting Dirty…I see visions already of a song on the sophmore album about experimenting with women…”I’m in love with a Pickler!” Yeah don’t follow in those other superstars footprints!
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Tonight on NASHVILLE STAR America sent home pretty boy model JUSTIN GASTON! Thank you America…seriously this boy didn’t look like he had one lick of “country” in him. Although JUSTIN is a native of Louisiana he currently has been working as a model in Los Angeles! HELLO dead give away that he’s not really trying to pursue country music. If so he’d be in Nashville trying to make a name for himself instead he’s in LA shooting pictures in Calvin Klein underwear. Don’t get me wrong, JUSTIN definitely has some boyish good looks but he should’ve tried out for AMERICAN IDOL it appears he may have fit that better…wait maybe he did and didn’t make it! In any case ADIOS boy…better luck on the next reality show! On a side note- take a good look at his t-shirt…KEEP YOUR EYES APPEALED because apparently the V-NECK is taking Nashville by storm! Eye spy with my Nashville eye a few other musicians sporting the same look…post coming soon:)
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Our spies caught up with Emma Mae in Las Vegas. Hopefully she just didn’t have time to pack what she really wanted to wear. On a positive note, our spies loved her music.
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After the first week of NASHVILLE STAR America decided to send the random mix matched trio THIRD TOWN home! The eliminations were narrowed down to THIRD TOWN and MELISSA LAWSON. In my opinion America made a good choice by sending this trio home! The pairing of these three men just didn’t fit; they had three different styles going on. It would be like putting MICHEAL BUBLE with KID ROCK and JOSH GRACIN! Vocally they weren’t anything to write home about either then again this season hasn’t shown too much talent in general! Tonight is “POP” night…which is beyond me because isn’t NASHVILLE STAR a country music competition? If we wanted specialized nights and variety wouldn’t we just watch AMERICAN IDOL? In any case if you’re dying to see how our country contestants sing to pop songs tune in tonight at 8pm on NBC! I’m going to watch just to see who America sends packing and maybe even get a good laugh.
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Filed under : Dierks Bentley
Nashville has caught baby fever and another one bites the dust. DIERKS BENTLEY and his lovely wife CASSIDY have announced that they are expecting their first child. I know can you see my tears? They of course are tears of joy for this happy couple and well a few tears of pity for myself! It seems so wrong to have drippage for a man who is going to turn into a father…I can slide the fact of him being married but throwing children into the mix just makes me tingle in a new way! I am very happy for the couple and am glad to know that my dear DIERKS is a fertile man…DIERKS made the announcement on his fan club site telling his fans, “Cass’s eggo is preggo!” At least we know that his wife is getting some loving! CONGRATS TO DIERKS AND HIS HEALTHY SPERM!
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Thank God RAY SCOTT is back better than ever!
Earlier this month RAY released a brand new album Crazy Like Me on his on terms. It’s fan-fucking-tastic!!! You can download the album from I-Tunes and other places. Also Country Music Weekly is giving away a free download of “Poor Folks” for two weeks (6/16 - 6/30). Of course, we like the free club.RAY got dropped from his major label. This is another perfect example of a dumb-ass move by Warner Bros. Nashville and especially it’s incompetent A&R guy SCOTT HENDRICKS. We particularly like that fact that RAY went and re-recorded this album to fuck Warner Bros. for fucking him. Score one for you RAY!!!
RAY is finally happy to be released from the Warner Bros. Nashville roster. Now go get ‘em RAY!!!
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Our spies from 107.5 The River caught up with MILEY CYRUS at the Cool Springs Galleria shopping mall on Sunday afternoon while she was hitting the food court for some refreshment. MILEY, who is the the woman in the prom dress with the huge metallic bag? Be careful for a lighting storm… don’t stand next to her.
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After winning the top group ACM Award, Joe Don Rooney from the group RASCAL FLATTS said that he had to rush home to be with his expecting wife. I guess he did do some rushing but it wasn’t home to his wife. After the award show, JOE DON was seen wandering the halls of the MGM Grand with a few mysterious ladies…he wasn’t too incognito about the situation because he did stop to sign a few autographs. We assume the beautiful ladies were his lovely wife Tiffany’s fellow playmates just taking care of their boy! We are proud to say that a few weeks later JOE DON was there for the delivery of his baby boy…GOOD THING HE RUSHED BACKED!!
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